Do I still get candy?
"Why was I chosen?" Part 1 of ?
So I finally decided to upload this comic in 2 or more parts. This takes place before Lucifer fell and Michael was someone that fledgelings and other angels could confide in.
Stay tuned for Michael’s older brother wisdom!
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My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that
Enough to be fast as lightning
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Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.
Who is this guy? What is he doing? Tell me your secrets. [x]
All those photos taken on different days cause he changed his shirt
how to make friends
Please spread the word to all those whom have felt rejected because someone did not talk to them for a few days
Yeah you go America *hands over a bag of respect* you can have this back now
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have you seen this dog
look at him
daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him
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when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
^ She will bridge the gap between the humans…and them
It’s like Brittany spears all over again
The look of shame and defeat
Teddiursa, the little bear Pokemon. This cute little Pokemon often licks its paws, which are covered with sweet honey.
Then steals your soul
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
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