23 yr old, Drama Student, 100% awkward

31st August 2014

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek can also be a dick sometimes.

Source: wheelchair-warrior

31st August 2014

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

Or the dentist

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

Or the dentist

31st August 2014

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AAAAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!!!

31st August 2014

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Really? How can we let this happen to people who deserve better,  we need to do something. White power, white power.

Really? How can we let this happen to people who deserve better, we need to do something. White power, white power.

30th August 2014

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"What does the fox say?"I need some money for rent or else I’m back to dancing in the woods

"What does the fox say?"

I need some money for rent or else I’m back to dancing in the woods

30th August 2014

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

image

How would they get up? How do they sleep?

30th August 2014

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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*


That kid on the left is trying to look up her skirt

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

That kid on the left is trying to look up her skirt

Source: wentdog

30th August 2014

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rats-in-the-walls:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

Every fucking time.

Fap fap fap

Source: aellagirl

29th August 2014

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That moment when you realise that “crashing over” turns into moving in

Source: incompetentantagonist

29th August 2014

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jimdoesntcarrey:

my facebook news feed at the moment

Wet and wild?

jimdoesntcarrey:

my facebook news feed at the moment

Wet and wild?

Source: jimdoesntcarrey

29th August 2014

Chat reblogged from Braggghhh with 499 notes

  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
  • Tourist: -_- wow I was talking about Olive Garden but don't get me wrong their talent chefs but I was talking about Olive Garden if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.

Source: veebrak

29th August 2014

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literallyunbelievable:

How do they even get in there

Wedding elves, related to the shoe elves.

literallyunbelievable:

How do they even get in there

Wedding elves, related to the shoe elves.

29th August 2014

Chat reblogged from Braggghhh with 45,261 notes

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

Source: troyes-lip-ring

29th August 2014

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laughingsquid:

Two Black Swans Generously Feed Multiple Hungry Koi Fish

And this is why they aren’t the West Australian icon. Aussie mateship all the way to the animal kingdom

27th August 2014

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e-m-e-t-t:

This is the greatest post I have ever come across

Source: e-m-e-t-t