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Eww. Who’d want it cold? Everyone knows fresher is better
got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
this is furikake (rice flavoring)….
I’m so conflicted, I want to have them all, but at the same time I don’t want to catch them all.
As I guy, I should not stare at it for so long.
Nor be impressed.
Respect the celebrities who use tumblr
I wish my partner did this with me, she may die, but the 2 seconds beforehand will be worth it.
Listen to what I say-hey
Why I love Tumblr + Smooth
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
This is so disgusting omg
it really is.
This is so sad
yall making too much of a deal of this who cares
Yeah sure, who cares.
Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves.
Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?
this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity
in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions
Just follow the Australian example, open the box and drop that shit on the streets in front of the store. Just make sure it’s on national tv when you do
who is she
All praise the hypno-toad
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ye guess who bought a new 3ds game today
2010 was a simpler time
I’m so glad planking has stopped. As have their gene pool
Map of European leaders.
this is highly disturbing
Sister of Life award.
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